What a day - Fiddlesticks feared the heck outa’ me this morning! But like I promised, we’re getting right to Pixel-League #84 featuring Tristana, The Megling Pixel Gunner. We really get all those Yordles done, right?
And wow, this little girl really mixed the League upside down. There’s Teemo, our beloved scout, that really loves the cute gunner. They even went out on a date - but there was never any word about a longer relationship. But close friends told me, her favourite phrase on the date was: “Is that a rocket in your pocket?” I don’t know Teemo’s answer, though.
And then there’s Rumble. Blue, lovely and one heck of an engineer. He has a crush on her. He even named his robot “Tristy” - can you believe that? I hope Tristana will recognize him soon…if not, he may get the bad idea to build a Tristana-Bot. And really, a Nunu-Bot is totally enough!
Well, maybe Tristana uses her ultimate skill smart. When choosing between Teemo and Rumble, she just shoots the sad guy that won’t get her into outer space. That’s kinda’ cool, hu?
Well, if she can’t decide, she can jump away…there’s a rocket in her pocket!
23 anonymous minions (I guess there was someone who really loved her!) and apeculiarshadeofblue voted for the gifted gunner